Our country is growing weary of "Our Country." The Chevy truck commercials featuring John Mellencamp's melancholy anthem have become so ubiquitous that they're driving sports fans to distraction.

The ad reel rolls through 100 years of Chevy truck ads while the script writes itself; dependable, stronger, rugged, durable—all the buzzwords are present.

This 1986 Celebrity magazine ad, depicting the Celebrity Eurosport as it "carves a line through curves and dips," presents the car as some sort of taut driver's car, which it certainly wasn't.