I know five fat people, and you're four of them. Burn some calories today: set a fat person on fire. Never give a fat person food for thought. They'll eat that too.

I'm not saying my wife's fat, but if I had to name the 5 fattest people I know, she'd be 3 of them. My 6-pack is very precious to me. That’s why I protect it with a layer of fat.

Is it really so funny to make fat jokes about a woman who witnessed her two children being killed in front of her? You never know why someone has put on weight. Beyond that, being fat is hard.

Look at the US President, for example (Donald Trump, who played “Waldo’s Dad” in the 1994 film The Little Rascals).There are lots of reasons that Trump, a fat shamer himself, is a bad person ...

Comedy writer Ian Karmel has been making fun of his own body since he was a kid. He wrote T-Shirt Swim Club: Stories from Being Fat in a World of Thin People along with his sister.

Ian Karmel spent years writing for James Corden, feeding him a steady diet of fat jokes. Now 200 pounds lighter, Karmel regrets going for the cheap laughs.

Comedy writer Ian Karmel has been making fun of his own body since he was a kid. He wrote T-Shirt Swim Club: Stories from Being Fat in a World of Thin People along with his sister.

Comedy writer Ian Karmel has been making fun of his own body since he was a kid. He wrote T-Shirt Swim Club: Stories from Being Fat in a World of Thin People along with his sister.

Comedy writer Ian Karmel has been making fun of his own body since he was a kid. He wrote T-Shirt Swim Club: Stories from Being Fat in a World of Thin People along with his sister.