T hanks to injury — and apparently, arrogance — Aaron Rodgers has recently spent far more time podcasting than playing in football games. He’s been busy promoting conspiracy theories and other far-right rhetoric on seemingly any platform willing to have him.

The Houston Texans released their 2024 schedule Wednesday evening, which features several high-profile matchups for the upcoming season. Houston opens the season on the road with a rematch of Week 18 against the Indianapolis Colts at Lucas Oil Stadium.

Some teams went all out this year with the Patriots using Julian Edelman and Rob Gronkowski to re-enact scenes from Ben Affleck and Matt Damon's "Good Will Hunting" while the Chargers used the old video game The Sims to mock their opponents, including putting Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker conspicuously in the kitchen.