The Jumbotron Moment Heard ‘round the World blew up at such an incendiary level, on a bustling news day, for many reasons. The clumsy, deeply human way that the CEO and his employee seemed to realize they were suddenly visible, and then struggled to teleport out of sight, is almost objectively funny.

Social media users believe Stoddard is the red-faced woman seen grimacing as Andy Byron and Kristin Cabot ran from the jumbotron cameras at the concert.

Amid the Coldplay concert ‘cheating’ scandal, questions around Astronomer HR head Kristin Cabot’s marital status have taken over the internet. While some identified her husband as Kenneth C. Thornby,